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It’s not a secret that British actresses are craved more than a bottle of Coke, mostly due to their accents. Having researched many American babes in the last two years, I’ve stumbled upon a superior actress from the one and only, United Kingdom. My first involvement with British females was through an article about pornstars, which you can find on RedBled, followed by a short-term relationship.

Laura Haddock, on the other hand, is not a pornstar, but a superior, extremely talented, and a fun actress. And before you ask, yes, she did appear naked a few times and there are videos (as well as pictures) to prove it. Unlike counterparts like Karen Gillan or Rebecca Louise, however, her naked clips are limited. But maybe, just maybe, if we ask Laura nicely enough and praise enough, Haddock will do more of them?

Also, some nudes will feature Laura’s friends from the same films or shows, because you know, scarcity.

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Top 10 Laura Haddock Facts

  1. Was inspired to become actress by Hayley Mills in Pollyanna
  2. Had two different roles in the Marvel Universe
  3. Played an autograph seeker and Meredith Quill
  4. Met ex-husband when both failed to audition
  5. Tried to get a role in My Week with Marilyn
  6. Has a degree from Arts Educational School
  7. Graduated in London, United Kingdom
  8. Had to sit on a block of ice for an hour
  9. Known for portraying Zoë Walker
  10. Is a dedicated mother

Laura Haddock Biography

Birthdate: August 21, 1985
Location: London Borough of Enfield, UK
Zodiac: Leo

Height: 5 feet 8 inches (1.73m)
Weight: 123 lbs. (56kg)

Official Profiles

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Latest & Upcoming Movies with Laura Haddock

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Laura Haddock Nudes (Pictures)

Eyes on Your Prize

Full of color, the naturally petite titties appear at the corner of the camera as the short-haired dude is wondering what to do here. In my case, we’d motorboat them unless script tells otherwise, but that’s the first look at some tits.

A Cool Image

So, there’s a lot of discussion going on around Laura Haddock’s appearance in this film, which I’ll show in the next image. However, the opening scene stuck with me and since it’s full of naked bodies, might as well throw it in there for context.

Laura’s and Her Friends’ Orgy

Like trying to find Valdo, we’ve spent a few hours trying to locate Laura Haddock because she’s credited here. Instead, I’d start fantasizing about all the different tits, catch myself drifting away, only to resume the same pattern a moment later.

Do a Boob Peekaboo

It took me three attempts to capture nudity because her tits appearance for a millisecond. In real life, as you watch in a relaxed state, there isn’t even enough time to register an appearance of tits, but a picture is worth a thousand words.

Laura’s Sideboobs

Frontal or side nudity, we have it all and thanks to Laura Haddock, there’ll even be a full bush reveal down the road. For now, you can explore the sensual and naked world of Laura or her friends. But yeah, more nudes are coming.

A Lesbian Experience

Whenever we see one female celebrity kiss another female, the title writes by itself and it’s always about lesbians. It’s far from hardcore pussy scissoring and is more about slow kisses, but as we like to say, it’s the start!

Inviting Haddock to Kiss

For some reason, we have this image stuck in our heads where a virgin tries to kiss Laura with a salivating mouth open wider than a hippopotamus. But no, this picture is far better than any of our fantasies because it’s a genuine female kiss.

Top Heavy Tits

According to a few unconfirmed sources, Laura Haddock’s bra size is somewhere between 32A and 34A. Any naked body is a hot body, celebrity or not, which means I’m saving this image for my special “project” folder.

Naked Kissing

With nipples almost tickling your chest, it’s a feeling that everyone should experience at least once. So, when Laura Haddock drops her clothes and starts kissing you, go with the flow! Just a few more inches and those epic nipples will reach a belly button.

Laura Haddock or Friends

As discussed earlier, this article features a naked Laura Haddock as well as some of her co-workers that did start in the same movie or show. Here, we have a sublime pair of puffy nipples and natural tits. Is there a better sight to behold?

Nipples Up-close

I could barely fit both nipples into my mouth, which excites me, like seeing a lollipop that’s too big to chew on. For sure, there’s no need to munch of celebs nipples unless they ask you to. All that story aside, Laura Haddock has a stunning figure.

Before the Sex Scene

Having hated tv dramas all my life, I’ve now learned to love them because of sex scenes. A good love story becomes an excellent love story if they fuck and if you want some epic acting whilst (pretending to be) fucking, invite Laura Haddock.

Pounding Laura Haddock’s Ass

You know, this image looks alien without explanation but that’s a naked butt of Laura Haddock. Her character is getting fucked (in the pussy) from behind, standing doggystyle, taking all the two inches of dick inside her. And next to white shirt is a butt that’s jiggling as they fuck.

Rear Pussy Fucking

Laura Haddock is enjoying a session of bareback fucking, which, sadly, lasted for like twenty seconds. Like Tony from The Sopranos, these old, sometimes fat dudes, cum faster than Amazonian frogs.

Entering pound Town

We play this scene in reverse because it’s way more fun, meaning that this picture came after Laura’s pussy reveal seen below. But don’t just ignore this epic top nudity shot or are you already scrolling to stare at Haddock’s pussy?

Full Frontal Nudity

What the hell is this, you ask? It’s a fully naked Laura Haddock with visible pussy. Technically, it’s more of a bush reveal because hair hides every crevice of a pussy, including lips, but there’s a way to make this explicit scene even better!

Laura Haddock’s Pussy

Yep, push that brightness slider all the way to the max to reveal Laura Haddock’s delicious pussy. The hair is thicker in the center and thinner on the sides, but if you zoom-in by any more than 200%, there’s nothing but a blurred area due to video quality.

Epic Pussy Reveal

Wasting no time on foreplay, Laura Haddock dropped her robe, exposed bare chest, pussy, and waited for the “alpha” male to act. I always said that Laura looks like a hotter version of Angelina Jolie minus fake tits, lips especially.

Undressing Frontal

Better seen in a video format, Laura Haddock is seconds away from going “world first” full frontal nudity. Also, unlike shows that show explicit scenes left and right, Davinci’s Code was slightly tamer, making it for a more exciting fap.

Crispy Nudes

My favorite Laura Haddock’s picture of all frontal nudes is this one. The color is spot-on, thanks to my magical editing skills, and the quality is spectacular. The second best one is below, which features a naked Laura albeit with a yellowish skin tone.

Laura Haddock’s Tits

An original image was deleted because it lacked decent lighting levels and sometimes, I feel as if you’re better off jerking off to improved photos instead. Sure, there are exceptions like that dark pussy picture, but yeah, why waste your time on worse quality versions when this exists?

Naked on Side

Tits are funny because the same boob can look drastically different from multiple angles. Fuck someone doggystyle and they’re large, saggy, moving like bags of sand… Then look at Laura Haddock on her back and the boobs are much smaller because physics are weird.

A Cock Grab

That’s the intention, right? To show that Laura Haddock’s character is grabbing dudes dick and (likely) putting it inside her wet pussy. Can’t say we’re going to protest against this scenario because that’s a dream come true.

Laura Haddock Nudes (Movies & TV Shows)


Movie Name:

The Inbetweeners (2013 Movie)

Ass, Pussy and Boobs

If it weren’t for shitty lighting, this could’ve broken the Internet. To have a key celebrity agree with a full frontal (and rear) nudity is not an event you see occurring daily. Congrats to Laura Haddock for undressing, allowing camera to film, us to see…

Scene: 01:02:00


Movie Name:

Da Vinci’s Demons (2013 – 2015 TV Series)

Talking Naked

This segment is longer than my ten-inch cock but is just as rewarding. Also, it might be an unpopular opinion, especially since blondes are worshipped by everyone, but Laura looks hotter as a brunette.

Scene: N/A

Kisses and Boobs

From what was the longest segment of anticipation, we sat there with our cocks glued and eyes wide open, just so it’s impossible to miss a nip slip or something else. Instead, it was a blend of boring talk that a few minutes later, turned into “an almost” a cock massage scene.

Scene: N/A

Massaging Cock with Pussy

Dick goes in, jizz comes out, you can’t explain that. It’s a meme that only the older generation will remember. I’ve seen a few “behind the scenes” sex shootings where guys end up fucking air while staring at the camera, which makes this sex act better because you know they can’t fake anything here.

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A Cozy Afternoon Chill

To cuddle after fucking is one of the simplest yet best ways to spend an afternoon, especially if your partner is naked. And for the audience, that’s another opportunity to spot celebrity nudes. Laura Haddock doesn’t have dozens of films in which she was naked, but those rare scenes are pretty long by today’s standards.

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Kissing Laura Haddock

Munching on Laura Haddock’s lips is a one lucky dude who must’ve sacrificed a goat or something to the gods because how would you otherwise land a role with Laura? Now, if you want to get over this clip because it’s boring, then the next one will make your feet dance.

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Dropping Clothes, Showing Pussy

Can you believe your eyes? It’s happening! Laura Haddock is about to go pussy to the wall and undress completely. A once in a lifetime thing that all the shy celebrities should learn from, especially Jennifer Aniston. That woman has so much to show yet chooses not to for reasons unknown.

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A Continuous Fucking

And so, it continued, the short sex scene that exposed Laura Haddock’s boobs, pussy, half of an ass, and full lips. You know what? Perhaps it sounds gay but the sexiest part, at least for me, is her full lips, not even the pussy ones, but on a face.

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Laura Haddock’s Butt Wiggle

What do you call a movement where a female’s butt bounces and jiggle from all the pounding? Fake or not, the jiggles are real! It sounds so primate, yet we want to loop this GIF because it makes us happy. Essentially, it’s just a layer of fat that shakes, like… It doesn’t sound sexy, but here we are, with our cum socks on one hand and a box of tissues in another!

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Cumming Inside Laura’s Pussy

Cal, down, Satan, I didn’t mean to say that Laura Haddock’s pussy was dripping wet, oozing with semen because it’s not about her but about the character. So, it was the Lucrezia Donati whom had sex, took all the warm load inside her pussy, and loved every drop of it, unlike your girlfriend.

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No Clothes, Just Smiles

Do you remember all the nipple and boob pictures above? This is the miraculous scene that has offered so many of them. Ah, the joy that is a female boob… Are we hardwired to love them or it’s because we used to sick on them for milk many moons ago? The scientists should know the answer.

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A Few Seconds of Tits

In the fourth episode, we’ve this short scene that featured nudes from the back and only if you were fast enough to act and not to blink, a short peak at one tit. Outside movies, it’s always funny how despite just sucking your dick, taking in the ass, licking your own butthole or gargling on cum, women feel shy about showing tits any other time of the day.

Scene: Da Vinci’s Demons S03E04

Boobs Covered with Hair

Scene: Da Vinci’s Demons S03E04

These two videos could’ve been merged into one, assuming we get rid of the annoying dude who occupies half of the screentime, but we have better things to do. You know, researching Laura’s nudes, brightening pussy hair screenshots, doing other things.

Movie Name:

White Lines (2020 TV Series)

A Hardcore Orgy

I was flirting with the idea of showing more nudes from the White Lines series, but Laura wasn’t in many of the clips. They featured “cock grinding”, asses, tits, lesbian kisses, you name it. So to balance things out a bit and still give you a boner, here are a few in which Laura was “semi” present.

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Naked Celebrities

Is this how celebrity parties end? With bunch of random dudes and women undressing, kissing, fucking one another, doing questionable substances? If so, my introvert ass would have to readjust because for now, jerking off alone in the dark to Laura’s naked pics is How I spend my life.

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More Random Kisses

Eh, a random kissing scenario is not exactly something to write articles about, but in at least a few cases, that’s all we got. If you don’t feel comfortable with straight kissing clips, then for the final video, I’ve a special gift for you. It will blow your mind, we swear. In fact, if there’s even an article about the best kisses in Hollywood. Laura will be at the very top with a sleazy kiss seen below.

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Movie Name:

The Laureate (2021 Movie)

A Surprising French Move

Okay, even if celebrity lesbian scenes are mostly a borefest, Laura Haddock made it so spicy that I had to rewatch it a few times. Back in the 20th century, then famous people would just “touch lips” or hold them together without moving. Then, we’ve switched to “kissing” with hands covering their mouths followed by dry kisses.

Now, it’s like watching a couple kiss before they fuck. Am I seeing things that aren’t there, or did they kiss with some tongue? It wasn’t a simple innocent kiss!

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Sam Kingwin

Sam has been working in the adult business since 1997, starting from the bottom of the barrel as the director's assistant, thinking of transitioning to male performer only to resume behind the scenes work, which was the most rewarding creativity wise. As of the 2010s, Sam has been covering top pornstars and best porn sites. Everything I ever say is either a fiction or a joke. Anyway, sharing is caring and there is nothing like helping guys discover hidden talents or porn networks that deserve their attention.