#01. Brazzers.com
#02. Mofos.com
#03. RealityKings.com
You must have seen thousands of ads, if not more. Most are trash, but there are a few hidden gems in the garbage pile that you call the Internet. So, why not celebrate female bodies with some of the better, clever, or funny porn ads?
There are many porn sites and many attempts at good ads, but I do think that only well-known sites produce something worth posting. While this list is not exclusive to Brazzers or PornHub ads, some of the best did come from there. If you are unhappy with our choices, drop that mean comment, and we will include your suggestions.
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Before diving into the depths of video ads, check these static and old-school attempts to promote PornHub. It’s edgy to hate PornHub on social media, at least if you are an idiot, but we are not one of them. There was a long-running competition where users had to submit an ad “safe for work.” Since everyone can be vulgar with nudity, that was quite a challenge. As they say, a true art requires brain cells.
Speaking of intellect and messages, I’m still unsure if I get this. These shoes don’t suggest anything sexual, nor represent a dick or pussy. Is it about the size of male genitals that are not relative to foot size?
So many questions and no answers. Does it imply that a male and female got back home and are now watching porn? Can any smarter or woke people explain this one?
Sometimes, the most obvious facts work best in advertising. PornHub never closes, and that’s a given. However, how does that convince anyone to go with this instead of many other free porn sites? You tell me.
There’s nothing but the truth in this intelligent poster.
Everybody does it. You don’t have to date someone to fuck them or jerkoff! Speaking of that, I agree that dating single moms suck, at least after a few weeks. That’s when they try to push from fuck buddies to exclusives. Why would I pick a 40-year-old MILF over a nice fresh pussy? There is no reason unless money is involved.
I would reduce the size of those figures, but the ad itself is excellent. Probably the friendliest way to advertise gay or other porn. It’s just because everyone is so easily offended nowadays. Do you know what this ad is missing? Foursome and orgies!
You know, getting off can mean playing with yourself and leaving the bus. It’s all about the content; there is nothing naughty in this case. So, where are you getting off anyway? You do know my favorite porn sites, what are yours?
Any logic is exemplary in porn, and so this ad explains that. Straight from the stories of my life, it’s an ad that could be one of the porn videos. Thanks to the correct star’s alignment, I met a woman in the club with a boyfriend. We have fucked because she said the very same line; I kid you not.
No matter how holy or evil, people masturbate. Yes, even nuns have naughty thoughts unless they are asexual. However, that’s more of a mental issue than anything else.
Your grandmother? She sucked your grandfather’s dick. Your mom that never curses? She took a huge dick inside her ass and begged for more.
Everyone masturbates with one hand, most of the time at least. Imitating a newspaper job ad, it’s a clever attempt at marketing PornHub. What does not make sense, however, is the headline. Do you search for one-handed typists and claim that you have many of them simultaneously? Do you need more of them?
You can classify this one as creepy or smart. You have a crowd of people, and the text says it all. It’s true that most people watch porn but imagine your tag on this ad!
Are you a threesome lover? What about lesbian porn viewers? It’s just too bizarre. However, that’s the ad’s main point: to get people talking.
Please explain this one to the rest of us. Yes, you switch hands to jerkoff, but why? Why not just hit play, sit back, and have fun? Does one need to keep on scrolling through a bag of different videos?
It does not make sense to me. I may not be hardcore enough.
Does anyone fuck their socks? I have only seen that shit on American Pie and similar movies. But, minus the background color that gives people a migraine, it’s a great porn ad. Even if I had no clue about PornHub or its competitors, this one would make me check it out.
It’s all about self-love, and we need more of that. The plastic surgeries, boob jobs, make-up, and perfect photos on Instagram have skewed our perception of the human body. No one looks like that in real life; start loving yourself more!
Not only does this ad promote PornHub, but does a wonderful job of addressing other issues.
Truth hurts my brain, and I am guilty of lying to my partner. However, the ad creator knows the feeling of getting caught and did an incredible job explaining it.
You also have some tiny details that are just epic. Like the color of the dude’s PC, which is yellow. You know, to indicate that he is on PornHub. Or how about that chair, which is further away from the computer?
This one is my favorite. YouTube is full of do-it-yourself tutorials, so why not talk about their biggest DIY site? Porn ads are brilliant, and this one is the smartest. It just has enough edge to be both funny and edgy.
Now, let’s have some fun with actual porn ads that show action! Around 95% of these spots are from big porn networks, with some unknown ones added for fun. You have seen some of them, especially if you browse free tubes.
One of the older ads on the Internet, and the compression shows it. That was when GIFs could do 256 colors and a few frames per second. She is likely 80 years old GILF by now, but it does not matter. Half of those dicks now also do not work.
These things happen when you haven’t had sex or masturbated for months. Forget the NoFap months and cringy bro science. How big must your balls be to hold that much cum anyway that a single tease can get you off?
That’s not how you convince your boyfriend to fuck you. Imagine if it was her first time trying to gulp all your cum. Good look, convincing your girl to do it again.
Why is there an amateur ad on the list? Because it was designed that way! Yes, it advertised a sex cam site like Chaturbate that came from Brazzers Network. This promo perfectly balances video length, sexual content, and the rest. You would be blind not to click on it.
Brazzers ads are the best, with some anal cuts and lots of ass love. The way his cock tries to slide in is inspiring. Beautiful girls, great lighting, and top production skills. Would you love to work in the adult advertising industry? Where you have 5 seconds or less to create a perfect, click-worthy ad.
Tiny babes, giant cocks, and over-the-top reactions? Check. It is a RealityKings porn ad that is exceptionally juicy. Do you guys enjoy pornstars with daily make-up? Or do you prefer extremely bright, red lips and enlarged eyelashes?
For me, I’ll fuck anything that moves! If I can lift the girl, she does not require reading glasses or diapers.
When your ads don’t show pixelated pussies, they must come from one of the many Asian countries. Thankfully, I’m a professional masturbator who can distinguish between Chinese, Japanese, and South Korean.
Does this ad need more oil?
How long did it take us for the crazy porn scenarios to start? Then, of course, you get to fuck your daughter’s legal teen friend! I will never have kids unless this happens in real life. Can anyone confirm?
It’s a RealityKings ad, and that “friend” looks more like a mature female than a student. Would still fuck it, though.
Yes, it’s a reality porn ad from RealityKings with trunks that can’t fit into the frame. So you have one ebony angel and two white sluts, all demanding your tiny penis.
It must have been a targeted ad because I prefer the bottom part of a pornstar over the face, tits, or anything else. However, there’s not much else left there.
One more ad from RealityKings, and it’s a threesome with some lesbian flavors! It sums up the whole scene well, with different pornstars, passion, and tongue action. Come on, you can’t help but click this one. How many of you did try the $1 trial because of this video?
→ Source: RealityKings.com.
How about one of the latest MOFOS ads we added today? If you were to hit our recommended sites list, this would show up right now. The newest trend that every porn network follows is flying fuck videos. Just like in games.
Are more Twitch streamers watching porn now, or do they try to target 18-year-old viewers?
→ Source: Mofos.com.
She had a shiny butt, a nice “upskirt” angle, and a curvy whore at the top of her game. If it weren’t for ads that show penetration, I’d rank this one as the best. Fortunately, we have much more to show you, including everyone’s favorite ads from Brazzers.
The static porn ad did have a very similar message: everyone fucks. However, this one does an even better job because pictures suck! It’s a horny girlfriend on the left who demands you to fist her; on the right, it’s all soul-loving vegan who sings about love.
That’s how real life works. The most innocent girls are the best in bed, minus the pornstars.
When your boss tells you to create a half-second ad… The first dick stroke is where it ended. You had a mysterious dress that covered enough to pique your interest but not enough to make you cum. Then, a full GIF continues where the ad left off… Short ads are more challenging to create than you can imagine.
Lastly, the pornstar is gorgeous and with so much charisma! Her eyes do make my knees act funny.
Brazzers’ ads never disappoint, and it’s all about those pornstars with big silicone parts. A hairy white male pornstar is a rather decent actor. These days you can’t just have a huge dick!
At least basic acting skills are required to become a male pornstar unless you settle with the awful porn sites that shoot their scenes in the dark with iPhone 3GS.
Now, that’s the superpower that one can use in real life. Fuck fighting crime and all that gay bullshit. If I could fly or peak through the walls… Yeah, I am that creep who watches you in the shower. I think your dead relatives also watch you masturbate.
Don’t be ashamed, though; you are doing a great job!
Can any male ever have a daughter and not go to extreme lengths to protect her? Unless you are raising a slut, that is. Here’s a Brazzers take on “virgin pornstars” that is highly accurate.
We all have had an experience like this. I can’t wait for another ad where the mom enters the room and joins the talk about bees.
MOFOS loves their amateur-like porn, and this one is a pre-roll video ad. It’s not the most recent one, but it still can be seen on some third-party sites and used to play a lot on the biggest tubes, including XVideos and others.
It is a great ad and perfectly describes what the MOFOS site is proud of.
Ah, a classic porn script that is as common as the pizza delivery guy. Have you caught someone stealing your stuff? Better fuck her! If Brazzers’ porn scenarios have any truth, please tell me the country of the city where this shit is happening.
The only downside I can think of is if you break into a granny’s house. Good luck forgetting that experience!
A perfect job with an ideal lady makes for a perfect day. One of my girlfriends tried to stimulate me like that with the speed of the lighting. Although the result wasn’t very appealing, I felt like my dick was getting some love from the sandpaper.
What’s the source of this ad? Brazzers, you can tell by the male performer and the execution of the whole idea.
Another porn ad with quick cuts, rapid fucking, and hot sluts. After over 30 ads, I begin to see the light at the end of this wet tunnel. Maybe AdBlock is evil and should be turned off. Look at all the epic ads that we’ve missed.
You thought about this scenario multiple times, didn’t you? Everyone has! You go back to work, and there’s a new boss who’s a pure slut. As it turns out, you also need to get a new assignment only to find her fuck some other chode. So yes, the hot boss fantasies are there, and it just happens that she “accidentally” revealed herself to you, too.
Not only was it turned into an ad, but the full scene is also available on Brazzers.
→ Source: Brazzers.com.
Someone is a fan of true crime podcasts! Robbing people or doing something nasty is not cool anymore. The latest trend is consensual sex. Give it a go and see how you like it, and I do mean watching porn. Not going around your neighborhood fucking random people.
Where are all the feminists who scream about independence and chivalry? Men make money; their rewards are expensive cars and hot sluts. I haven’t seen a beautiful woman complain yet – only those fat, grotesque women who can’t get laid.
I wish picking up women was easy, but my portfolio needs a much better car.
Ah, of course, Brazzers can’t help but create funny ads, and when you run out of “typical” scenarios, it’s time to do comedy. A brunette with glasses could no longer see because her eyes were full of cum post “accidental cumshot”.
Don’t ask what happened next because the plot is confusing, stream a full video instead.
I am still confused if these are best friends, a lesbian couple, or whatever. It’s not the journey’s end, but the actual journey is the most important, right? In that case, all of them had a fantastic time. I bet this guy loved the face slap, too. He surely got to slap some asses; you know…
Also, porn at 2x or 3x speeds is fucking hilarious.
→ Source: Brazzers.com.
Logic does not belong to porn, and it’s another attempt at making you join Brazzers! So, is this an action comedy or a thriller? Scissoring, crawling, fucking next to your husband. These are the things we all dream of, minus the male part. So, did this ad work?
→ Source: Brazzers.com.
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