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An entire generation of healthy (and sane) individuals grew up watching Angelina Jolie’s movies. She’s a beauty icon and quite a unique individual who, at least for thousands of us, is the hottest female on earth. Ever since seeing her in Life or Something Like It for the first time, I’ve had a giant crush and it didn’t even dawn on me that one day, we’ll see her fully naked.
It was one of those crushes where you become mellow to anything but Angelina. Years later, the feelings have vanished, but the following nudes should bring them back to the surface. The idea to do Jolie next (hehe) was due to Willa Fitzgerald, whom, mostly due to mannerisms, resembles Angelina, so you can thank her for the stimulus.
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Birthdate: June 4, 1975
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
Zodiac: Gemini
Height: 5 feet 6 inches (1.69m)
Weight: 119 lbs. (54kg)
The coolest thing about Angelina Jolie’s nude pictures is that there’s no shortage of them. Unlike precious little angels, the new generation, who can’t even show a nipple without CGI effects on top, Angelina is proud of her body and that works in her favor.
As simple as time, the naked showering or bath scenes have been in the Hollywood portfolio for centuries. It’s a simple excuse to make nudes look natural all while asking in a non-creepy way for celebs to undress.
We’re convinced that Angelina Jolie is an alien sent to conquer the earth. Even with shitty wet hair and limited make-up, she looks gorgeous. I mean, even if you love your boyfriend or girlfriend as much, they can’t match Angelina.
Was it a body double and Angelina felt like showing rear pussy was too much? Could be, but since it’s a “good Photoshop” and an official one, there’s no reason not to get excited about a visible rear pussy and a cute butt placed below her head.
A naked blend so spicy that a pack of Carolina Reapers tastes like nothing. In a world’ first, Angelina consciously chooses to be a brunette, dying hair, etc. And if you’ve read my trivia, she is a natural blond.
Going balls deep is not deep enough cause a quick glance at Angelina’s eyes lands you in a sanctuary. In fact, Jolie’s eyes are so powerful that like me, you also missed on all the nudes on the left side.
Now that an intimidating gaze has all but disappeared, we can focus on all Jolie’s nudes, including soft nipple on the right and a harder one on the left. She’s not in pain, I think, it’s her natural face of getting wild and horny.
Thanks to Angelina, I’ve learned that boob jobs aren’t created equally. At first, I thought that pornstars mess them up because of extreme sizes, but there are different shapes too. Jolie, for example, later in life, picked a teardrop shape to make it look all natural.
And just for the sake of science, not jerking off, let’s enlarge Angelina’s boobs and get closer to them. At this stage, it’s unclear whether she had a boob job or not, but the shape looks more natural than your mom without makeup.
Hmm, Jolie’s facial expression remind me of one, extremely famous Hollywood actress, but I just can’t place my finger on it. I swear she’s not a pornstar or anything, but the similarities are uncanny. If you know, drop a comment with the name.
If requested, we could drop 100s of sexy pictures, but then it would lose an entire point of this article. Here, executed in a flawless way, is a pair of Jolie’s tits. Unlike vulgar pictures, this screencap isn’t forced.
My first time with a woman was an uneventful one. I was going down on her and came immediately. Imagine how anxious I was, trying to lick it, without knowing much, while begging for my cock to wake-up. With Jolie, I’d do that even after sleeping with hundreds of women.
Hands on Angelina’s tits, your nipples feeling her pussy area, an innocent thought that you’re inches away from the golden deluxe of all pussies… It’s hard to fall asleep before a road trip, but can you imagine sleeping the night before shooting a sex scene with Angelina?
A bunch of videos below will show you the extent of this scene, but there were no winners here. The boob jiggle was too extreme or fast for the camera to focus, she didn’t look comfortable, while the guy “fucked” as if he’s trying to start a lawn mower.
Sometimes we forget that celebrities are human too. Perhaps not all, but they still suck dick, take it in the ass, shit, masturbate, do all kinds of things. Yet even in its most intimate moment, Angelina looks like an angel.
As unbelievable as it might’ve seen, I remember watching this film with my parents. Angelina Jolie started undressing and it didn’t even cross my mind that she could go balls to the wall and undress fully… It was a good day, man.
Even if seen through a different lens, Angelina Jolie’s nudes back in the day were a big deal. I didn’t want to milk this naked scene too much so blending multiple images into one seemed like the best idea.
Woah, are you convinced that these are not Jolie’s tits? You’re right because she’s on the right side holding them! I’ve read that Elizabeth Mitchell was self-conscious of doing a naked lesbian scene with Jolie, but thankfully, it materialized.
My dick went from limp to ejaculating the second a Kim Kardashian and Jennifer scene was released, so in this case… It’s borderline dangerous for the weak hearted individuals to see two hot (and naked) women kiss.
Assuming there are no pussy stickers, we can make quite an educated guess that Angelina Jolie doesn’t have beef flaps thicker than the nightshades. Otherwise, there would be a lot of labia hanging below Jolie’s legs.
There’s never an excuse to show pussy on camera, so I’m beyond excited to see what’s next for Hollywood. Perhaps the AI will come up with clever plot ideas on why all the hotties should do that. For now, we’ll take this rear pussy picture and wait for more.
Quick, someone give me a cure for high blood pressure because for reasons unknown, it’s rising, although it’s not the only thing, if you catch my drift. In its simplest form, yet memorable, is a picture of Angelina Jolie undressing.
It must be fun to experiment with different styles when everything fits you perfectly. Yep, my friends, this is a yet another picture of a naked Angelina Jolie. Are you getting tired of nudes already? If so, take a break and come back post nut clarity.
Before we show you the best nude video clips of Angelina Jolie, I’ll waste a few more moments of your life to “expose” one of the prettiest and talented women on earth. Although who am I kidding? She needs no exposure as the entire world knows Angelina.
Can boobs be thick? In Angelina’s case, that’s not even a question. Beautiful to look at, with a power to raise limp dicks from the dead, and perhaps more, yeah… Angelina is the Kleopatra of the 21st century.
Mojave Moon (1996 Movie)
Unless there’s an unreleased movie, this is the first time on film when Angelina Jolie got naked. Her boobs, ass, the entire body, all are made of diamonds if not something more expensive. I don’t speak just for myself when I say that jerking off to Angelina Jolie has been a daily occurrence for all of us.
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More of the same, but with Angelina Jolie talking to you and doing so through a mirror. So, even if the nudes are seen through a reflection, which makes it artistic, I guess, it’s all legit. By the way, I’ve learned a few years ago that some key celebrities use body doubles and then through the power of editing, make body switch believable. Now, since this was the late 90s, there was no such tech and I’m 100% confident it’s Angelina Jolie.
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Foxfire (1996 Movie)
In 2013, Angelina Jolie had a breast reconstruction and went for a teardrop shape. If you’re unfamiliar with these terms, then don’t bother wasting your time unless you’re a female. For now, enjoy a stunning, unbelievable reveal of Angelina Jolie’s tits.
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Even if Angelina Jolie with long hair is far hotter, any naked video or picture, no matter if she’s bald, short-haired or with a clown wig, we’re getting all wet and plumpy. My pussy is oozing, throbbing, requiring a stimulation from your very own. For now, I’ll masturbate to the imaginary feeling of touching her boobs.
00:38:20
Gia (1998 Movie)
Welcome to the party! Being labeled as the sexiest woman in the existence, alive or dead, Angelina Jolie did everyone a favor by getting naked. Unlike celebs who wait until they are older than a rusty car, Angelina did various roles, clothed or not. This is her legacy and it’s brilliant! And yes, my jimmies are still rustled because Britney Spears never got naked in her prime years aka the late 20s.
Scene: 00:20:13
Even most attention came towards Angelina Jolie’s pussy and full body reveal, there’s another scene, just as epic if not better. Elizabeth Mitchell joined the company for a seductive clip that looks straight out of a porn movie.
Scene: 00:27:50
Original Sin (2001 Movie)
It’s a stimulated sex scene but according to IMDB, Angelina Jolie was fully naked and so was her partner. Whether their genitals were touching is a blind guess, but I’d like to imagine that it’s impossible to have a limp dick if a woman next to you is as hot as Angelina Jolie. So, do you think his dick touched her pussy? Or is that a weird thing to ask?
00:17:00
Who fucked better, Margot Robbie with DiCaprio or Angelina Jolie? She’s so thin that I’d be afraid of breaking her bones. I know my grandma always says to eat more, but in Jolie’s case, that’s a must. At least boobs didn’t loose any beauty and look as glorious as ever.
00:17:10
She’s a happy and satisfied woman if instead of going back to Facebook, your partner lays on her back, licking fingers, cherishing the moment. For the brutal fucking scene that this was, they sure lack sweaty bodies. That’s the only negative, and I still can’t help but think whether dude’s dick touched Angelina, perhaps not a pussy area but something else. Or did she insist on bending it backwards and gluing dick to his asshole?
00:17:20
The timeframe is a bit confusing, but why focus on irrelevant details. Unless you plan on buying the Original Sin movie just to watch this scene, enjoy the explicit nudes of Angelina Jolie. It’s one of the most graphic porn scenes. No, we mean “Hollywood scenes”, yeah… Again, they didn’t fuck, just grinded skin till it got hot.
00:17:40
Fully naked, with boobs inches away from the camera, Angelina Jolie showed the world one of her best assets. And even if boobs can all be fake, her face is unmatchable. Like, it’s probably all random, but how mother nature arranged Angelina’s facial aesthetics is a marvel that requires studying.
00:17:55
Taking Lives (2004 Movie)
If not epic tits, then it’s Jolie’s lips that are on another level. I bet she has heard every type of compliment and whatever we say, Angeline will say “heard that already”, but if I’m one hundred percent honest, her beauty is intoxicating. I’d swallow a Trump’s fart for a chance to lick a public toilet search which Angelina accidentally touched with her purse.
01:16:10
Here we go, cock to pussy, balls to clit, it’s hardcore porn time. It can’t be a coincidence that all men who fuck Angelina Jolie on a set, like as in character, turn into raging bulls. I bet all of them think the exact same thing, all in the lines of “it’s my only chance to show how macho I am, so let’s pound as I’m trying to break her collar bone”.
01:16:20
A wizard appears and grants you one wish. Either you get a 100% chance to kiss Angelina Jolie for ten seconds or you risk it all for a 5% chance of fucking her for the same ten seconds. The second timeframe isn’t worrying to me because that’s all we need, but it would be quite a deicition to make. To this day, I don’t know what my choice would be.
01:16:30
Wanted (2008 Movie)
There’s a conflicting set of information regarding Angelina Jolie’s ass scene. A lot of articles claim that it was her body double made it look like Jolie while others insist of a real deal. Well, if you compare Angelina’s butt cheeks from other films to this cut side to side, they’re identical. That body double must’ve been quite challenging to find.
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By the Sea (2015 Movie)
With tits hanging behind the surface, Angelina Jolie is just as intimidating now as she was a decado ago. Her personality is even stronger where staring at her eyes would make you surrender like a puppy. Also, even if there were no other nudes, this naked clip is enough to lit up the internet and the sleazy press.
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Filmed at the start of dating Brad Pitt or perhaps right at the moment of them falling in love with one another, this movie shows Angelina Jolie’s nipples and a solid stack of boobs. Her dress is transparent, giving you far more than your limp dick can handle.
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I wonder if they were fucking at this point behind the screen or Angelina Jolie didn’t feel attraction up until this moment. Now divorced for reasons unknown, Jolie and Brad were a diamond dream couple.
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Holly Slept Over (2020 Movie)
A shitty blend of bad lighting and lame perspective makes it seem as if Angelina Jolie has small lips, so that sucks. But on the other hand, to see Angelina kiss a stunning African American model on lips… Skip the votes, skip the competition, they both win a fucking A from us!
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