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Having finished many other decades, it’s about time we grab a pot of lube and insert ourselves into the tight holes of 1980s porn. This decade labeled the end of the “good old days” and spawned hundreds of 80s pornstars, including some still active. All the babes that were once random females now had more fans than obscure celebrities.
Thanks to cheap videotapes, VHS stores, and a cheap workforce, everyone could become a porn producer. For example, if the decade of 70s porn had a few solid movies and two hundred unknown amateur tapes, the 80s multiplied those numbers fiftyfold.
Where to even find these 80s classics? Many of the suggested DVDs exist at any decent store, be it Amazon or something more discrete like AdultEmpire.
What if you got stuck on an island after a massive storm? Wait, wasn’t that a plot of Robinson Crusoe? Exactly! And people ate that novel like chocolate-covered raisins. This 1980s porn flick is similar, except it was a plane crash, and there’s just one guy. Oh, yes, as well as close to a dozen sex-thirsty females, with Ginger Lynn Allen leading the cast.
I wonder how that will end? Plenty of good-looking pornstars as well as sceneries, make it a fine evening experience.
Length: 87 minutes
Directors: David I. Frazer, Svetlana Mischoff
Writer: David I. Frazer
Pornstars:
Jerry Butler
Ginger Lynn Allen
Lois Ayres
Renee Tiffany
Stacey Donovan
Crystal Holland
Diva
The third time’s the charm, or so they claim. What started as a pornographic comedy in 1978 ended in the late 80s with some heavy scripts. Those were later edited because lesbians giving enemas in public places was too much, not to mention a few other things. The final epitome of this trilogy dialed down on nonsense content and included males, females, and nuns.
Length: 89 minutes
Director: Alex de Renzy
Writer: David I. Frazer
Pornstars:
Lynn LeMay
Tracey Adams
Victoria Paris
Priscilla Love
Rachel Ryan
Jamie Gillis
Marc Wallice
Following a doctor’s advice is crucial for your well-being, but watch out for misunderstandings. For example, things end up differently when D.J. Cone (a female redhead with incredible sucking skills) is told to take thermometer measurements from behind.
Pornstars often end up directing films later in their lifetime, and that’s exactly what happened with John Leslie. This guy has nearly 30 awards as a performer and director. Yes, he did receive an award for Nightshift Nurses, too. But, it was for the best-directed adult film that one should not miss.
Length: 89 minutes
Director: John Leslie
Writers: Jim Holliday, John Leslie
Pornstars:
Peter North
John Leslie
Lynn Francis
Joey Silvera
Bionca
D.J. Cone
Dana Dylan
Keisha
Lois Ayres
Sheena Horne
Siobhan Hunter
Multiple movies exist with the same name, but only 1980s flick stars Nina Hartley. It was nominated for having the best adult actresses and the best sex scene. Which one? Telling you that would ruin the rest of the experience. Everybody likes to watch, right? That’s the idea.
Still, if you insist on knowing because your life is far too chaotic to watch hours of porn, look for one with Nina Hartley and Buck Adams.
Length: 86 minutes
Director: Gary Graver
Writer: Gary Graver
Pornstars:
Kimberly Carson
Honey Wilder
Kristara Barrington
Leslie Winston
Shanna McCullough
Nina Hartley
Sheri St. Clair
Tracey Adams
Jerry Butler
William Burke
Spanning three sequels, Debbie Duz Dishes is among the funniest 80s porn movies. The pure silliness of this film convinced us to add it to this top 20. I’ll tell you about the plot without revealing the catch first. A housewife as horny as Johnny Bravo has nothing else to do, so she starts fucking herself with all the crazy household items or visitors. Be it an old vacuum cleaner, an exorcist, or an unsuspecting salesman.
But what makes this movie a true legend is the main pornstar. She’s no other than Nina Hartley, portraying all the roles perfectly.
Length: 88 minutes
Director: Bob Vosse
Writer: John Finegold
Pornstars:
Nina Hartley
Keli Richards
Jerry Butler
Billy Dee
Alexis Greco
Mike Horner
Herschel Savage
Jon Martin
Roger Scorpio
Damon Christian
Should we warn you upfront that this is a gay film? It had one of the most impressive budgets at the time for a gay film, which was $100,000. That’s $316,286 in today’s (2024) money! However, if you believe rumors, this money came from a $2 million theft! That is how this film got famous, by the way.
Expect lots of gay scenes with a gladiator theme, lots of ideas about slavery, and guys with beards.
Length: 83 minutes
Director: John Christopher
Writer: Timothy Michaels, George Bosque
Pornstars:
Adam De Haven
Ed Wiley
Eric Ryan
George Payne
Giuseppe Welch
David Hadkey
Roy Garrett
John Kovacs
Michael Flent
Ryder Jones as Bath Slave
Scorpio
Bring the interracial babes into the picture, we say! The scenes might not be as “shocking” as watching interracial pornstars in the vintage era films, but you should watch this one to orgasm, not to be shocked. There are two versions, one of which was uncut and 66 minutes long. Look for this one.
Of course, this is a good one, with eight scenes featuring Traci Lords and Peter North. Black Throat porn film borrowed its name from the famous 70s film “Deep Throat,” which we also reviewed.
Length: 66 minutes
Director: Gregory Dark
Writer: Johnny Jump-Up
Pornstars:
Traci Lords
Peter North
Sahara
Jack Baker
Erica Boyer
Marc Wallice
Steve Powers
Lady Stephanie
Craig Roberts
Purple Passion
Kevin James
Tony Martino
Christy Canyon
Porn documentaries are a hit or miss, but that’s because they tell a story that is already up there. Like covering previously popular pornstars or talking about the experiences of some sluts from the 70s. This 1980s release is different because it follows three aspiring hardcore porn “actresses.”
There, behind-the-scenes cuts revealed “the truth” behind many adult films, from humiliation and degradation to wins or disappointments. Oh, and the “cast” featured wildly popular names, too.
Length: 85 minutes
Director: Gregory Dark
Writer: Gregory Dark
Pornstars:
Kristara Barrington
Tom Byron
Eric Edwards
Ron Jeremy
Traci Lords
Lisa Lake
Hal Freeman
We hope you have had the experience of many past generations where they felt strongly about one of their teachers. We don’t have strong opinions about their way of teaching. If you wanted to lose your virginity to a teacher and that was your fantasy, the 1983 release of Private Teacher should bring back those memories.
Thankfully, there’s a catch because those people did end up having sex with Kay Parker in the lead role. She did such a phenomenal job that you can no longer ignore this ’80s release.
Length: 85 minutes
Director: Gary Graver
Writers: Gary Graver
Pornstars:
Honey Wilder
Kay Parker
Laurie Smith
Joanna Storm
Tom Byron
Janey Robbins
Paul Thomas
Technically, it’s two movies because most DVDs feature the original film and the sequel with Nina Hartley. Some will claim that this release is as random as many of the 80s flicks, while others will swear by this porn movie. Therefore, we’ll not place it up there in the top 10, but if you feel adventurous, go ahead and test the waters.
If you want plot details, this guy wants to know about untold female erotic fantasies and dreams.
Length: 70 minutes
Director: Edwin Brown
Writers: Summer Brown, Edwin Brown
Pornstars:
Nina Hartley
Lisa Lake
Rachel Ashley
Lois Ayres
Martina Brandt
John Leslie
Kari Fox
Paul Thomas
Kelli Richards
From intense blowjobs with a lot of bushes to lesbian experiences and butthole licking, Dream Girls is all those things. No, wait, this and much more. In six scenes ranging from 1 to 14 minutes, you experience some of the super pornstars of the 1980s.
It’s slightly different from many hardcore porn films because you feel intimate with them. What’s the secret? The film utilized a lot of up-close angles; almost everything is zoomed-in by 150% or so, and it’s for the better, minus the horny faces of dudes. My favorite clip featured a heavy gym workout sex scene.
Length: 69 minutes
Director: Edwin Durell
Writer: Edwin Durell
Pornstars:
Amber Lynn
Nina Hartley
Kristara Barrington
Sahara
Candie Evans
Taija Ray
Melissa Melendez
Alexis Greco
Paula Labelle
Nearing the end of the 80s-decade, John Leslie produced another classic with Tori Welles. She is the main protagonist of this film and is portrayed as a female with marital problems. But as porn has taught us, only sex and more blowjobs can fix bad marriages!
But wait, this is no random nonsense script. Diana (Tori Welles) can transform into any woman and fuck anyone. How’s that for a new layer of twists?
Length: 85 minutes
Director: John Leslie
Writers: John Leslie, Nick Hunter
Pornstars:
Peter North
Joey Silvera
Tom Byron
Debi Diamond
Tori Welles
Selena Steele
Victoria Paris
Buck Adams
Ray Victory
April West
Lynn Francis
Scott Irish
Alexander Horn
Like watching the all-star football watch, The Grafenberg Spot has its ups and downs. However, with a cast as rich as this one, it’s impossible not to get aroused at some point. Nina Hartley might’ve been known by today’s generation as the best “how to make female squirt” teacher of the 80s, 90s, and 2000s, but she did regular porn too.
The plot is dear to Nina’s heart and involves a couple who needs help finding a G-Spot.
Length: 80 minutes
Director: Artie Mitchell
Writer: Artie Mitchell
Pornstars:
Ginger Lynn
Harry Reems
Annette Haven
John Holmes
Traci Lords
Rick Savage
Amber Lynn
Lili Marlene
Nina Hartley
Raven
Susie Bright
People are always talking about doom and gloom, so why not bring it to the world of porn? The 1982 film with Hall of Fame badges on its shoulders featured a sci-fi post-apocalyptic plot. Thankfully, it didn’t take itself too seriously and drew everyone into its universe.
The idea is bizarre, but everything makes sense in porn. After a nuclear blast, close to 100% of all survivors become extremely ill if they fuck, except for a few lucky ones. Those who can are “forced” to run a theatrical show full of hardcore fun.
Length: 74 minutes
Directors: Stephen Sayadian, Mark S. Esposito
Writers: Jerry Stahl, Stephen Sayadian
Pornstars:
Andy Nichols
Paul McGibboney
Michelle Bauer
Marie Sharp
Tantala Ray
Joey Lennon
Neil Podorecki
Dennis Edwards
Kevin James
Dondi Bastone
Paul Berthell
Hilly Waters
Autumn True
Elizabeth Anastasia
Starring Ron Jeremy and the 1980s porn sensation Seka as Cindy, this film is good enough for the history classes. No, it doesn’t take place in the Middle Ages or Texas. Pornographic history, that’s the term! Seka was one of the most successful, highly sought out pornstars, and once you add other key names, it becomes the 80s classic with superstars.
Depending on which DVD you buy, there could be just one movie that is 1 hour and 20 minutes long or a combination of two. Stores often sell them in sets with “Tara, Tara, Tara, Tara,” making the whole DVD length 2 hours and 28 minutes.
Length: 80 minutes
Director: Leonard Kirtman
Writer: Unknown
Pornstars:
Seka
Jerome Carter
Veronica Hart
Jamie Gillis
Samantha Fox
Bobby Astyr
Serena
Ron Jeremy
Christie Ford
Merie Michaels
After the hype of David Lynch’s Eraserhead dialed down, people sought porn movies that captured a similar vibe. The $60,000 budget film Nightdreams combined horror and pornographic elements into a tale from Hell. Yes, the 1980s started with people making movies that showed people fuck in Hell. It didn’t blow everyone’s minds but still attracted a particular audience.
While they didn’t make many movies compared to the most popular 80s porn films, Nightdreams did make a profit. It was big enough for Playboy magazine to mention it as well. It is the one to watch if you need weird, bizarre, unique, and random porn.
Length: 78 minutes
Director: Francis Delia
Writers: Jerry Stahl, Stephen Sayadian
Pornstars:
Dorothy LeMay
Loni Sanders
Kevin James
Fast Steppin
Paul Berthell
Ken Starbuck
Jacqueline Lorians
Andy Nichols
Michelle Bauer
It’s not the world’s greatest 80s porn movie, but you should still watch it for the novelty of it! We rate it favorably for inventing a brand-new genre of porn. Yes, people weren’t done creating and recreating stuff even in the middle of the 1980s. Although honestly, they didn’t have that much time considering the 60s is when everyone got to experience hardcore sex.
Reel People is credited as the first mainstream film in history to feature professional pornstars banging amateurs. Although watching it back in the day felt like streaming Death Note for the first time, it was magical.
Length: 82 minutes
Director: Anthony Spinelli
Writer: Anthony Spinelli
Pornstars:
Richard Pacheco
Juliet Anderson
John Leslie
Paul Thomas
This movie invented a whole new genre of porn! Yes, in the middle of the 1980s, people weren’t done experimenting with adult films. Alt or alternative porn wasn’t even a concept until 1984. It ditched traditional vintage pornstars and went for wild women. Those were goth babes with tattoos, ravers, random body modifications, you name it.
The original film had Traci Lords, but that version no longer exists. Why? People uncovered that she was under 18 at the time of filming, and it was the end of the release. Also, the studio had to replace the cover with that of Ginger Lynn, which was all for the better. New Wave Hookers often receives credit as one of the greatest porn films of all time. The final scene featured almost all pornstars too!
Length: 75 minutes
Director: Gregory Dark
Writers: Gregory Dark, Platinum Fire
Pornstars:
Desiree Lane
Jamie Gillis
Steve Powers
Brooke Field
Kimberly Carson
Peter North
Ginger Lynn
Tom Byron
Kristara Barrington
Jack Baker
Traci Lords
Rick Cassidy
Gina Carrera
Greg Rome
Steve Drake
If you thought that “Lord of the Rings” or “Star Wars” has too many sequels, wait till you hear about Taboo. A total of 23 movies have been produced in the series, the last being in 2007.
Scoring awards for the best adult tape, Taboo featured fauxcest scenes, as simple as that. Some claimed those were far too unrealistic, but the movie was already at the final stop of the hype train, and people boarded in waves. No lousy movie has that many sequels, so people did find value in it, even if they didn’t admit that in public.
Length: 86 minutes
Director: Kirdy Stevens
Writer: Helene Terrie
Pornstars:
Kay Parker
Dorothy LeMay
Tawny Pearl
Holly McCall
Mike Ranger
Miko Yani
Milton Ingley
Juliet Anderson
Lee LeMay
Turk Lyon
With four sex scenes and a sequel under the same name, Insatiable featured one of the hardcore film legends, Marilyn Chambers. Yes, the same pornstar from the 1972 film “Behind the Green Door”. However, that’s not enough, right? I know you’re already waiting to determine why one should add Insatiable to their watch list. This adult movie was as trendy as today’s gossip about the latest celebrity leaks.
Those clips were so intense and spectacular that it remained the best-selling porn movie of the 80s for two years! For what reasons? No spoilers.
Length: 77 minutes
Director: Godfrey Daniels
Writer: Kiki Young
Pornstars:
Marilyn Chambers
Serena
John Leslie
Jessie St. James
Mike Ranger
David Morris
Richard Pacheco
John C. Holmes
Big bucks and big names, tight pussies, and slimy games. Nothing to Hide featured a massive budget of $400,000, which is $1,265,144 in 2024 money. Yes, picture a porn film with a million to burn! It’s bound to be good, or at least that was the idea.
Two guys who are best friends have far different worldviews and personalities. One is always the outgoing Casanova type of a superstar, while another is as shy as a virgin from the most popular NSFW subreddits. But, unlike in real life, both get laid, and those scenes end up in the history books.
Length: 101 minutes
Director: Anthony Spinelli
Writer: Mitch Spinelli
Pornstars:
Erica Boyer
Elizabeth Randolph
Richard Pacheco
John Leslie
Tigr
Richard Dove
Jack Hoffey
That is the only and last porn movie with Traci Lords, a controversial pornstar who got into trouble for entering the business a tad earlier. We say every other film was removed from the shelves, and good riddance. In addition to generating controversies, Traci also generates cash and is one of the richest female pornstars. Stream it now if you want to see why everyone was raving about this celebrity.
The story features a photographer keen on taking naked pictures of Traci. After fucking a casting agent, Traci goes wild and ends up in a massive orgy with multiple people.
Length: 80 minutes
Director: Jean-Pierre Floran
Writer: Jean-Pierre Floran
Pornstars:
Traci Lords
Marilyn Jess
Gabriel Pontello
Alban Ceray
Nathalie Christal
Alain L’Yle
The cast might not impress you at first glance, but this movie is a big deal, or at least was at the time. Not only did it receive spinoffs plus 15 sequels (from “Talk Dirty to Me: Part 2” to “Talk Dirty to Me 15”), but it’s also considered one of the most influential movies of the 1980s. In fact, not just the 80s but the whole “Golden Age of Porn” in general.
And if random awards for best film, best actor, and whatever else is best don’t convince you, then how about a script? Talk Dirty to Me features a male superstar who claims he can get any woman into bed. Well, then a hot blonde comes into the picture, and the rest is for you to figure out.
Length: 80 minutes
Director: Anthony Spinelli
Writers: Dean Rogers, Anthony Spinelli, Mitch Spinelli
Pornstars:
Jesie St. James
John Leslie
Juliet Anderson
Richard Pacheco
Sharon Kane